How charming of you,
Graciously floating around every chum that walks your way, is that REALLY how you roll? Wrapping every single string around your finger and unwinding after youre done with the roll? Really?
That 70's Show, Then and Now.
shamalamaringdingdong: invizoninja: Eric Forman-Topher Grace Donna Pinciotti-Laura Prepon Steven Hyde-Danny Masterson Michael Kelso-Ashton Kutcher Jackie Burkhart-Mila Kunis Fez- Wilmer Valderrama Laurie Ann Forman-Lisa Robin Kelly we all knew laurie was gonna turn out like that^lolol Wilmer <3
Great Job YOU,
Why didn’t you tell me that in the first place?! Could just tell me in the beginning. No matter, I’ve learned from before. Not gonna get to ME this time around.
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
imvelocitygirl: One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
For every Reblog 1$ will be donated to my autistic...
99% of people won’t reblog this because they think it’ll make their blog look as shitty as their heart.
when you're tracking something you bought...
jaysenthegreat: “please allow 2 - 3 weeks for delivery” track package and realize it’s on it’s way… at a location close to you FEDEX guy rings your door bell… sign your name and hold your “baby” open package and get whatever you ordered.. My sister when she’s shopping for her make-up
The Best of Hipster Edits
melo4jello: striveforperfectionxo: LOLOL DEM HIPSTERS
Driver's Training Session #1
Had an Asian driving instructor (ironic as that sounds) who happened to be ‘racist’ at the same time. First picture that pops up in my head: Mr Chow.
adrpadua: Fit in or create a new standard of ‘normal’
Okay. I like being on my own. I think relationships are messy and people’s...– 500 Days of Summer (via leahmagdalena)
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
fuck-yeah-best-posts: sophiesigh: 1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg! 12) I hear dat...
adrpadua: if-it-means-a-lot-to-youu: callmerainbowfied: adirtysquib: Mind Fuck. Submitted by gingerbreadninjaa Featured on 10Knotes, the 10,000 notes blog holy shit that actully worked… deadass Not weird at all… this was scary accurate. o.O holy shit.. it worked 5 numbers per color. Once you get to the 5 houses part, the 5 numbers of the color you picked are placed in different...
World's saddest story
ayee-itscamillelyka: NO. FUCK. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY FORGOT TO TAKE THE LEAVES OFF!!!!!
TIME OUT! STRIKE THAT REVERSE IT!! REDO REDO!!
When someone leave you in charge
fuck-yeah-best-posts: Submitted by bryanjorrel
Back to BASS-ics
resmelcriss: taylorandlime: iloveaidengrimshaw: thirteenreasonswhyy: hightideclassylife: This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history. is it weird i got goosebumps omg MRS. PUFF CAN SHRED Haha! My grandma really loves this part (: